Hour of Slack #1605 – Ask Dr. Hal and Rants of Faux at 19X-Day

Rev. Argus Faux of Hypercube – Sunday Rant #A1 – “A Lot of People are Saying” with Rev. Angry Larry guitar and Lord Rock God drums

Sunday at 19X-Day: Intro to ASK DR. HAL, rewards, questions, Stang rant re pencils, donation amounts, receptacles. WHAT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT COLOR? WHY IS “BOB”? (the unearthed ancient photo-“Bob”) HOW DO I LADIES NIGHT? X-Lay Ladies Free. WILL THERE BE BILL CLINTON PENCIL SHARPENERS ON THE ESCAPE VESSELS? HOW CAN I BE STUPIDER THAN “BOB”? Luck Plane advice. WHAT SPECIES OF TRILOBITE WAS MOST COMMON DURING THE TRIASSIC PERIOD? WHY IS IT RAINING? Great water and moon rant with Morricone music. WHAT IS “BOB” WEATHER? WHAT IS A LAVALIER? Made-up answer involving leering lava and lamps. Hal on Atlantis, Poseidolis poem by Clark Ashton Smith. HOW CUM? WHAT IS “THE BEST POEM”? WHICH IS BETTER, BOING or BOOIIIINNNG? Vampire Leprechaun Boings. HOW CAN MUSIC BE EMPLOYED IN THE ART OF MIND CONTROL? The Supremacy of Uruguay story. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FREQUENCY IN THE ELECTROMAGNETIC SPECTRUM? The 60-hertz hum soothes prisoners and beasts. IS WILFRED BRIMLEY STILL ALIVE? WHAT IS DR. HAL? Burning Man, Chicken John and the talking ass. WHAT DOES “BOB” NEED OUR MONEY FOR? WHAT IS SO INFRA ABOUT INFRA-RED? THIS TIME FOR SURE? Great Hal TIME rant!

Rev. Argus Faux Rant A2 (Sunday) – “There’s a Man” (“Bob”-Job rant) with Rev. Angry Larry guitar and Lord Rock God drums.