Hour of Slack #1540 – Ask Dr. Hal at 18X-Day with Philo Drummond

“What toothpaste does the one dentist out of ten recommend?” “Why is Dr. Kleiner always thinking about sex and reproduction?” “What was the first recorded case of butthurt?” “What question has any meaning when X-Day is only two days away?” “What is the best key for doktorbands?” “Which aliens will we meet, from nicest to meanest?” “Will sex with one’s sister continue the mutant race?” “Why do they call them ‘hot dogs’?” “Which extraterrestrial beings are the Xists?” “What pheromone attracts Yetis?” “Okay, what the fuck are we doing?” You’ll be surprised at Dr. Hal’s answers, we promise. Other subjects that came up include the Confederate battle flag, MySpace vs. Facebook, the secrets of Jesus and Judge Punch, rain, and new SubGenius babies. At the beginning of the show, Philo and Hal stall well while waiting for Stang to emerge from the Portable Sweat Lodge. During the course of the show Dr. Hal recites three poems, including a Walt Whitman. Thanks to Dr. Hal, this episode will probably increase your intelligence — but not so much as to disqualify you from the Church of the SubGenius.

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Photos from 18X-Day and Starwood