Hour of Slack #1484 – Inner Secrets of the Church

This one’s solid Spouting from the July 3, “2014” recordings from Wisteria during 17X-Day Drill. And we probably said too much. It’s Dr. Hal, Rev. Stang, and Princess Wei, with testimonies from “Suds” Pshaw, Rev. Skull and Pater & Petal Nostril. The corpse of the mysteriously-killed dog “Snuckles” is displayed (albeit not by radio) and the mystery deepens when Pater and Petal deliver their account of an attack on their car while they were in it. Who is the unseen culprit? Some sort of monster? Ol’ Sequaw? Dr. Legume or Philo Drummond? Between the speculation on the bizarre Wisteria marauder, many Church secrets — FORMER secrets, rather — were accidentally revealed, especially about the real freaks of the Church. One example: “Bob” renews himself by shedding and then eating his own skin. Also: Ren and Stimpy. There’re some pretty good Dobbs Sales rants in there too. Lovecraft fans may be especially interested.