Hour of Slack #1699 – The Good News and the Bad News

Sorry… this is one of those episodes where we get much more REAL than usual. In what they call “real life,” over the last few weeks, we SubGeniuses got some fairly good news and some horribly bad news about our brothers and sisters, and ourselves, and this episode is partly about that. Extracting any Slack at all from what came with the bad news has been quite a challenge, but, THERE IS STILL SLACK! Not much, but we still have just enough of a fingernail-hold on the edge of the cliff that we haven’t fallen into the abyss quite yet, and still have the energy to whine about it all rather vocally. Rev. Onan Canobite has been spouting the PURE kinds of rants lately, and that’s helping; Lonesome Cowboy Dave and Rev. Stang are still pretty old, but trying not to let on, this time. There’s also some potentially helpful advice for people whose dogs just ate all their marijuana cookies, then puked them all up, and then ate the puke. And puked again. We sincerely hope that this episode isn’t too much More Than You Needed to Know, but that is a possibility.