Satanic Winter Clothing

Readers,

I like sporting my Satanic pride, especially around this time of year (when it’s too cold to show off my tattoo!), so I took to the Internet seeking websites to buy quality clothing with Satanic symbols.

The websites I found were:

Infidel Clothing
Ave Satanas Satanic Clothing
Black Craft Clothing
Darkside Clothing
ASP Apparel
Satan Central

Problem is, not only are these clothes on the steep side (at least for a college student like me), but they’re all based out of the United Kingdom. That’s great news for our friends in Britain, but for us here in the ‘States, it means any shipments will take at least two weeks, and generally cost fifteen dollars just to get here.

So I went thrift store shopping on half-off day, bought some fabric paint, and made my own Satanic swag. It’s easy, cheap, and fun!

The reviews are already in.

“Cute and sacriligious!” – a friend
“BLASPHEMY!” – a hypothetical angry Christian and/or establishment figure

Ave Satanas!