‘Twas the Third Day of 17X-Day Drill, second hour upon the stage (at Wisteria’s Caffeina’s Café) and braving the mics were Dr. Hal, Rev. Susie the Floozie, Princess Wei ‘R.’ Doe and Rev. Ivan Stang. Topics: Monsters and mattress-sniffers. The Candiru Toad. Giant Tree Lobsters. The History of Skull Island Exploration. Cleavage Amplifiers. Snuckles’ remains and the Giant Footprints. Susie Vs. mammals. Susie’s Undies. Stang’s Gorilla Poem. The Holy Bobjism at the Pond. A Titnotic Chestament to Our Faith. Peckers with Tassles. Church sexism. Facebook vs. Buttbook. Something is loose in the woods! Coal is not made from dinosaurs. The Local Noahs. Rapey-er Wit.