This episode will blow the top off the SubGenius Church. The suspenseful hunt for the mysterious “Monster of Wisteria” climaxes in a revelation that may be too much for the staunchest SubGenius to accept. Where will the Church go from here? How can we just pretend it didn’t happen? What would “Bob” do? You won’t believe your ears, yet this explosive documentary (weeks in the editing) will shake you to your very core! The biggest question: Who, or WHAT, is now in control of the Church of the SubGenius?
HA HA! STANGOR HERE! Now you hear how Stangor TRICK Little Weak Glasses Man Stang into hunting monster in woods — Stangor even trick him into tricking all OTHER soft white fat SubGenius boys and girls into hunting monster in woods TOO — wearing silly fake hunter armor! HA HA! Stangor play YOUR world and world of Bob Pipe Man like GAME! — like silly game.